- (via sassyfag)
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards
- Wise words from my mom (via aurelle)
we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there
language is weird
humans are weird
WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED